This couldn't be true.
No, just no.
Just.... this couldn't be reality in any thinkable and possible way.
“C-Corporal?”, you started and lifted up your hand as if you would try to stop him from whatever he was doing right now.
“What is it, [Name]?”, he grunted and looked at you with his usual I'm-gonna-kill-you face.
“Can I ask you a question?”
“In fact, you already asked me one but you may ask another one.”
Your eye began to twitch even harder.
Oh, how this tiny human being loved it to tease you.
Gulping down the saliva ocean, which had been collected in your mouth you said:
“Don't feel offended but... why are you wearing this... this...”, you lost your voice as you tried to describe his attire he was wearing right now.
“Wear what, brat?! Spit it out already, I don't have all day.”
“W-Well, umm, why are you wearing this, err, kind of girlish stuff?”
“...I don't know what you're talking about.”
What did he mean, he didn't know what you were talking about?!
Did he consider this attire that he was wearing as normal manly clothes?
This pink checkered skirt and this strange blazer, those black knee-high socks and those shoes!
God, did he really wanted to fight in those shoes?!
Bitch please, ain't no sense of fashion here.
“Don't you like my attire, cadet?”, he said and had arms behind his back as he walked circles around you like a hungry wolf, which was about to attack his victim. The look in his eyes sent shivers down your spine.
Getting nervous once again, you locked your gaze with the ground and blushed slightly.
It's not that you didn't like it, it was just... A skirt! It was pink!
And goddammit, take those ugly shoes finally off!
“N-No, I like i-it, sir”, you stuttered as you felt his sharp blue eyes on your form.
Nodding over and over again and tried you best to keep your breath steady.
You didn't want to pass out in his office... yet.
“Come with me, brat.” Levi gestured you to follow him with a slight smirk and you did as it was told.
And, oh boy, you knew he was up to no good.
Your face was planted on Levi's table as you tugged down the short skirt.
This small guy had gotten you into the same clothes as his, even thought you didn't know how he managed it; it just... happened!
Such a sneaky little bastard he was.
“Get up, cadet. Did I allow you to sit down?”
“I'm sorry, corporal”, you apologised, got out of the comfy seat and decided to face plant the wall instead.
“Why are you doing this to meeee~”, you whined as you pressed your cheek against the cold wall and slid down dramatically, your arms hung down limply beside your body.
“To tell the truth, it amuses me”, he said honestly and took a sip of his tea as he sat down at his table, where a tons of paperwork was waiting for him. You slowly turned your head into his direction and starred at him in disbelief.
So, this is how he got his fun!
“And nice ass by the way.”
And that's how you passed out in Levi's office.
...to his amusement of course.